Like much of the country, Washington, D.C. is broiling this week - with triple-digit temperatures and a heat index of 115+. The local weatherman even interrupted last night's "Office" to inform us the city was 111 degrees at 9 p.m. No storm warnings, no power outages, just really hot outside. So all this hot talk got us thinking that this heat wave might not suck so bad if only…

• I was rich and had a pool in my backyard. - Bruce Namerow
• I was vacationing on an exotic beach somewhere - not funny but would rather deal with this heat on a gorgeous beach :) - Vanessa Hampton
• I was at a swim-up blackjack table at the Hard Rock Hotel. - Cory Jurentkuff
• I was wearing frozen underpants. - Dean Burney
• If I were sitting in an air conditioned restaurant drinking frozen margaritas. Oh wait that's what I am doing ; ) - Lori Evans
• There was a gigantic slip and slide on Capitol Hill. - Javier Rios
• My face had air conditioning. - Victor Aguilar
• The crossing signals expedited my path toward air conditioning. - Kye Tiernan
• We could call it “Warmageddon.” – Dave Rowden